Ted Newsom Movies

A vampire nudie bar? Let's get the party started! Two guys get the lap dance of their lives as they encounter a bevy of bounteous beauties with an...

Special Agent Tanya X attempts to unmask enemy agents who are passing top secret missile plans via high stakes poker games.

Among the finalists for "Centerfold Of The Year" are Angel and her spiteful rival Betty. However, no one is aware of Angel's involvement in a secret...

A psychologist takes a group of patients into the desert for unorthodox therapy only for them to be picked off by an unseen maniac.

When the ladies who inhabit the all-lesbian planet of Aquaterra need some top-grade male breeding stock, what else would they do besides don their...

An actress recently released from a mental institution inherits a mansion where she's forced to face her haunting past.

The bikini time machine sends people back in time, but it has the side effect of making them very horny. The professor who invented it gets fired...

When an enemy spy ring is discovered to be operating out of a Madame Zola's House of Tarts, Tanya X must go uncover to infiltrate to the gang using...

Three girls living in Los Angeles, CA in the 1980s found cult fame when they "accidentally" transitioned from models to B-movie actresses, coinciding...

American Documentary, narrated by Christopher Lee

After 300 years, a beauty is woken from a magical curse and marvels at the wonders of the new century. She falls in love with a famous architect...

Using soundtracks and extensive footage from many old movies, this spoof/homage of 1950's science-fiction films brings back many favorite actors from...

The ghost of his teenage love returns to sensuously haunt a repressed sex-therapist on the even of his wedding to a calculating ice-queen.

When the discovery of a five-thousand year old artifact of a humanoid reptile leads an investigative reporter to the Kronos Project, he uncovers an...

After having a feud with director Kenneth J. Hall, producer Fred Olen Ray hired Ted Newsom to shoot brand new footage (on video) to weave in with...

Two average and nerdy college coeds looking for work leave a strip club and are 'beamed-up' to a UFO. They then plea and convince their alien captor...

A hysterical documentary which uses footage of Ed Wood's movie to tell the story of his life. It may not be a deep analysis, but shows distinctly how...

We Remember Marilyn. Marilyn Monroe transforms from Norma Jean, a cuddly teenager, into the most recognizable face and body in the world in these...

Retrospective documentary on the making of Gorgo (1961).

Documentary with a treasure trove of rare footage and vintage trailers, offering a rich and unusual look at the history of Frankenstein on the screen.